Mark Maguire has come forward to admit that he was using steroids in the sweet spot of his playing career. In other news...
Women have come forward to announce that we want to be heard by our s/os.
Men have come forward to say that they cannot handle being sick and that they moan like wounded baboons at the remotest suggestion of a cough.
Skinny Hollywood hangers have come forward to admit that they don't actually eat anything they want and just stay skinny by running after their kids. Also that they were not in fact "really geeky in high school."
Mice are now saying they like cheese.
It seems that Bill Clinton has inhaled and did have sex - if not with that woman, then with a bunch of others. Oh wait, this just in...Tiger Woods, too.
Bears have announced that yes, they sh*t in the woods (pardon my French).
Who knows what will happen tomorrow? Thank goodness for CNN, keeping us all informed.
About Me
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- Former fashion/Beauty editor of BostonNOW. Author of Number 6 Fumbles. My story, "The Shadow of Manny Ramirez," has been published in the book Fenway Fiction. Further Fenway Fiction is out now, which includes my new story, "The Bet." Contact me at rachel_solar@yahoo.com.
